HOW TO JOIN THE AKATSUKI! RULES, TESTS AND ALL THT STUFF ^^
RULES AND OTHER CRAP:
- U R NOT GETTING PAIED FOR BEING A MEMBER OR JOINING OK!?
- IF THE MAIL-MAN DELIVERS SUM PLAYBOYS THEN LEAVE THEM AT BRING3R'S FRONT DOOR, AND ACT LIKE U NEVER SAW IT, IF U SAY ANYTHN ABT IT, BRING3RS RESPONE: NO ONE TOUCHES MY PORN, DIE BIAAATCH!!!!
- DONT CALL KAGE DEIDARA! HE HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR WEN IT COMES TO PERSONALITIES!
- DO NOT EAT SUSHI OR ANY FORM OF FISH INFRONT OF BRING3R (pukes[probably on u] from the smell, ITS FOR UR OWN SAFETY!
-BRING3R IS NOT A CHICK! HE JUST DRESSES REAL STYLISH N SHIT TO LOOK ELEGANT CUZ OF HIS COMPLEX ON BEING 'UGLY'
- IF UR A VEGETARIAN OR A VEGAN, U SERISOLY FUCKED UP! CUZ OUR FAV FOOD IS MC DONALDS!
- DO NOT PAINT UR CLOAK PINK! OR HAV ANY PINK TRACKS ON IT! IT KILLS THE BADASS LOOK WE HAVE >_>
- U CAN ONLY ORDER PIZZA OR ANYTHN ELSE, IF U AGREE TO SHARING IT WITH THE REST, DONT BE A DOUCHE ^_^
- NO CLAN KILLING BY URSELF, THAT;S MY JOB^^
- POSSESING BODIES OR STEALING BODY PARTS ISNT ACCEPT, EVEN IF ITS KICK-ASS FUNNY =))
- IF WE R DRUNK OR HIGH, THE NEW ONE DRVIES! (THAT MEANS U! )
- KAGE CANT HELP EATING U, IF HE DOES, DOTN HOLD A GRUDGE, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME Razz
- THE COLOR PINK IS BANNED FROM THE HQ! it burns >_> ouch...
- DONT TELL DISNEY THAT WE KILLED MICKEY-MOUSE , HE'S WAY TOO EVIL, SERIOSLY, HE HAS THOSE EYES.... >_>
- U CANNOT THROW PARTIES IN THE HQ OR HIDEOUT, MAKES IT LESS SECRET AND EVIL >_<
- NO HAPPY, POSITIVE MUSIC! IT KILLS THE EVIL! SO STFU! AND NO FAN-GIRLS ALLOWED IN HQ! UNLESS SHE IS 100% SURE SHE WANTS TO GET LAID WITH U! MEANING SHE MUST COME WITH A CONDOM PREPARED, OTHERIWSE SHES NOT INTO U, SHE'S EITHER A SPY OR WANTS TO SLEEP WITH BRING3R >_>
- NO PETS R ALLOWED, NO MATTER HOW CUTE THEY R! THEY SHIT EVERYWER AND WAKE US UP AT NIGHT >_>
- DONT MESS WITH THE FLATSCREEN LCD TV!
- THE RULES SAY U GOTTA WEAR STH UNDER THE AKATSUKI CLOAK
- U MUST DO EVERYTHING ALONE OR HITSATOU SAY! (unless theyr drunk or high)
- DONT SCREAM OMG/OMFG/ZOMG ITS A POTATO, BRING3R THINKS THEIR EVIL >_>
THE DRESS CODE !!!
- U MUST HAV A NICE HAT THINGY GOING ON, LOOKS ELEGANT AND IT MAKES BRING3R FEEL LESS GAY Razz
- U MSUT WEAR THE AKATSUKI CLOAK! WE DONT CARE IF UR IN THE DESERT OR SUM1 IS USING SCORCHIG HEAT ON U!
- AGAIN! U MUST WEAR CLOTHES UNDER UR AKATSUKI CLOAK!
- U R OBLIGED TO WEAR L'Oreal NAIL POLISH! IT MAKES US LOOK BADASS AND again, it makes BRING3R feel less gay....
- U R ALLOWED TO WEAR JEWELRY, BUT NO CHAINS SAYING 'DA PIMP' THATS KAGES THING, AND DOG-TAGS R BRING3R's THING!
- NO AFRO'S ! U CANT WEAR THE HAT IF U GOT AN AFRO >_>
- DONT WEAR MIS-MATCHING SOCKS! ESPECIALLY PINK ONES >_> IT BUUUUUURRRRNNNNSSS!! AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!
- WE DONT WANT ANOTHER PERSON WITH A MASK, ITS BRING3R'S'S THING... AGAIN >_>
TESTS TO JOIN!
TEST 1: BASED ON LOYALTY! , THE TEST:
U R REQUIRED TO LISTEN TO PARIS HILTON SONGS AND DRAW STICK-FIGURES UP-SIDE-DOWN! FOR AS LONG AS WE WISH....
TIPS: DONT LOOK ANNOYED OR PISSED OFF. WT U MUST NOT DO DURING THE TEST: HIT/KILL/DESTROY ANYTHING OR ANYONE!
TEST 2: BASED ON SKILLZ! , THE TEST:
U MUST FIGHT ONE OF US, AT OUR CHOICE (naturally) BUT U HAVE RULES FOR THE FIGHT TOO!
RULES FOR 2nd TEST! : NO KICKING IN 'HOLY' PALCES O.O
NO HAIR-PULLING, ESPECIALLY WEN FIGHTING neji2k ! ITS NOT COOL BRO, JUST LIKE SHOOTING PPL IN THE DICK >_>
BITCH SLAPPING IS NOT ALLOWED, WE CAN DO IT, U CANT (MORE AMUSING THT WAY)
U R NOT ALLOWED TO HUM THE THEME SONG 'JAWS' DURING A BATTLE WITH BRING3R, WE WILL DO IT 4U >_>
NO FOOD DISTRACTIONS, THEY WONT WORK (i think >_> )
NO TACKLING! (WE WANNA SEE SKILL, NOT RUGBY! WE HAV THE TV FOR THT Mad )
DO NOT DREAM OF COMING ANYWER NEAR THE TV!! U WILL BE CUT, KILLED, BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE, AND EATEN ALIVE, BROGUHT BACK, ETC.
OK, TEST 3 IS COMING UP! NOW THE THING IS, BRING3R AND KAGE CANCELED 3 PRIVATE PARTIES, ONE ORGY AND AN APPEARNCE AT MTV, SO MAKE IT WORTH-WHILE >_>
TEST 3: INTERVIEW! , THE TEST:
PROBABLE QUESTION: SO, HOW HAVE U BEEN?
SUITABLE ANSWER: OHH, IM DOING WELL (NOTE: they dont like hearing tht ur miserable and u hate urself and ur emo, and ur gonna leave the country and ur 2 wives and 10 kids, to live off burito's and bananas in mexico or anythn like it >_> )
Q: OK, ANY NEW EVIL PLANS?
A: THE CLASSIC, TAKE OVER THE WORLD SCHEME, U KNOW HOW IT IS
Q: Y DID I EVEN BOTHER ASKING 8-| OK, HOW DO U PLAN TO DO THT?
A: WELL I CANT TELL U, WT IF IT FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS? OR.. WAIT THE RIGHT HANDS... WAIT, I SHUDN TELL U, ID HAVE TO KILL U..... APCHAKAWAKWAAAA!! (now their confused, its a good thing)
KAHUNA'Z ANSWER: RIGHT >_> JUST AS I THOT (in their heads, just smile and wave! )
Q: SO, WHICH NARUTO CHICK DO U LIKE?
A: (HINT: dont even dream of saying: sakura/ino/hinata/temari/konan BRING3R will seriosly and literally kill u for that!) U CAN SAY ANY ONE OF THEM, EXCEPT THE ONES MENSIONED IN THE HINT! TRUST ME ITS FOR UR OWN GOOD >_>
Q: WHICH DO U PREFER: YAOI, HENTAI, YARI, OR DOUJIN?
A: HOW DARE U ASK SUCH A PERVERTED QUESTION! AM I TRUELY OFFENDED *cough* hentai *cough*
Q: DO U HAV ANY TATOO'S OR PIERCINGS?
A: UMM MIGHT HAV, IM NOT SURE (here u can say anythn u want, if u hav or not Razz)
Q: DO U LIKE PIERCINGS AND TATOO'S?
A: SUUUURRREEE!!! WHO DOESNT? THEIR COMPLETELY NORMAL, AND ESPECIALLY IF WE R EVIL, ITS NORMAL!
dont take it personally, its just for fun, as u see, iv called myself 'gay' repeteadly just for the humor of it, altho i am homo-fobic
Villagers Nicknames
Konokians = Tree Huggers
Shroudians = Hot Headed Leechers
Glacierians = Emo Penguins
Silencers = Mute Ninjas
Shinees = Buddha Monks
Horizons = Monsters
Currentians = Air Heads
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